Dear gentle reader,

I would like to remind you that you don’t have to read this blog. If you find it slanderous, upsetting, irritating, embarrassing, if you are disgusted by it, or experience any other unpleasant sensation while reading “this shit I write”.  I urge you to stop reading, and move onto things that you find more pleasant.

Perhaps these videos would be less distressing?

Best,

Emma and Toad